I'm not superstitious (although I was an obsessive magpie counter when I was pregnant) but I think my blog is jinxed. If something good happens, which I write about, it suddenly seems to unravel and turn to shite.
Take my post about the car passing it's MOT with flying colours. Last week some bastard smashed both the wing mirrors, the electrics are buggered and it's not worth the cost of fixing them.
And my post about the cold sore cure? I have had THREE crusty old cold sores in as many months.
I wrote about how I was going to enjoy a relaxing Christmas at home but spent the day being driven mad by R&B blaring from my neighbour's house. Seriously I would rather have listened to Cliff Richard on a loop.
Perhaps it's not a bad thing that I have nothing good to write about today! I had some kind of food poisoning on Sunday night (I think a Tesco pizza was the culprit) and spent all night puking. I had to call in sick for a days work I was meant to be doing yesterday so I've missed out on a days pay. I hope that the jinxing works in reverse and that something good will now happen.
Cartoon from Unlucky Bunny